Are you a conservative or a liberal

Just in case you aren't sure which your are:

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him and loudly blames the conservatives.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or Christianity silenced but will allow other religions to be practiced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or looks for a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that it's a right that he/she should be provided for free and at someone else's expense.

If you try I bet you can come up with some more examples now that you understand the basics.